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Acting childish seems to come naturally, but acting like an adult, no matter how...
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The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.
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Use what talent you possess the woods would be very silent if no birds...
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I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
Quote #6327
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
Quote #33087
Funny is an attitude.
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We heed no instincts but our own.
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The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away...
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Living well is the best revenge.
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Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in...