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Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and...
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One never goes so far as when one doesn’t know where one is going.
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There is no explanation for evil. It must be looked upon as a necessary...
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My thoughts are my company I can bring them together, select them, detain them,...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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As empty vessels make the loudest sound, so they that have least with are...
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A man’s first care should be to avoid the reproaches of his own heart,...
Quote #17650
Wayne Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
Quote #19537
As a rule, what is out of sight disturbs men’s minds more seriously than...
Quote #2221
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to...