Quote #28511
To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit.
Quote #32651
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
Quote #34931
The goal of life is living in agreement with nature.
Quote #29429
Be careful out there. There are things that go bump in the night. Actually,...
Quote #33575
Take away the miseries and you take away some folks’ reason for living.
Quote #880
I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise.
Quote #8530
In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce.
Quote #2463
An income tax form is like a laundry list — either way you lose...
Quote #24483
When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome.
Quote #19493
You can always tell a real friend when you’ve made a fool of yourself...