Quote #20785
A thief believes everybody steals.
Quote #3899
The murals in restaurants are on par with the food in museums.
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If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.
Quote #25468
The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend.
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Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought–...
Quote #33593
Each handicap is like a hurdle in a steeplechase, and when you ride up...
Quote #28232
If you’re a circus clown, and you have a dog that you use in...
Quote #13704
One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end...
Quote #25346
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand...
Quote #14242
The only real failure in life is the failure to try.