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Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered.
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The West won the world not by the superiority of its ideas or values...
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The strength of the United States is not the gold at Fort Knox or...
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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.
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Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.