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There are three side effects of acid. Enchanced long term memory, decreased short term...
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Twelve highlanders and a bagpipe make a rebellion.
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What a crazy world we live in Trying to treat addiction as a legal...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Be positive in addressing the envelope to your future, For enclosed are your efforts...
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What we become depends on what we read after all of the professors have...
Quote #21697
No evil can happen to a good man, either in life or after death.
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If you want to be free, there is but one way it is to...
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The remarkable thing about the human mind is its range of limitations.
Quote #25749
Anyone who is not shocked by quantum theory has not understood it.