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If Casey Stengel were alive today, he’d be spinning in his grave.
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Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
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Every man serves a useful purpose: A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.
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Whenever it is in any way possible, every boy and girl should choose as...
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The only success worth one’s powder was success in the line of one’s idiosyncrasy...
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God is a thing that thinks.
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Refrain from doing ill for one all powerful reason, lest our children should copy...
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I think it every man’s indispensable duty to do all the service he can...
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Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch....
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We have too many high sounding words, and too few actions that correspond with...