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Those who do not complain are never pitied.
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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove...
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I’m not the type to get ulcers. I give them.
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Creativity represents a miraculous coming together of the uninhibited energy of the child with...
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Well, the telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always...
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I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at...
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Our children are not going to be just our children-they are going to be...
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If my survival caused another to perish, then death would be sweeter and more...
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Your problems and mine, they are nothing new. They are all just another small...