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Polling is merely an instrument for gauging public opinion. When a president or any...
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If the present world go astray, the cause is in you, in you it...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns...
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we...
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The greatest power that a person possesses is the power to choose.
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Ignorance is the mother of admiration.
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I know some good marriages — marriages where both people are just trying to...
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Reveal not every secret you have to a friend, for how can you tell...
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Preach the gospel at all times — If necessary, use words.