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The key to immortality is first to live a life worth remembering.
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Before borrowing money from a friend it’s best to decide which you need most.
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It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he...
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Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into...
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To Robert Fulton What, sir, would you make a ship sail against the wind...
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Discretion is the better part of valor.
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It doesn’t make a difference what temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature.
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I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this,...