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“One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that...
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Great minds have purposes, others have wishes. Little minds are tamed and subdued by...
Quote #14501
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
Quote #9051
At my time of life opinions are tolerably fixed. It is not likely that...
Quote #2823
I do not say a proverb is amiss when aptly and reasonably applied, but...
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The first human being who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the...
Quote #7657
Praising what is lost makes the remembrance dear.
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Mishaps are like knives, that either serve us or cut us, as we grasp...
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Happy The price is wrong, bitch.
Quote #10542
Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.