Quote #9756
I cannot call to mind a single instance where I have ever been irreverent,...
Quote #13207
Wasting sarcasm is a sin.
Quote #14535
Go, and never darken my towels again.
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One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not...
Quote #16005
It is when we all play safe that we create a world of the...
Quote #30144
Horse sense is what keeps horses from betting on people.
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #1346
It is better wither to be silent, or to say things of more value...
Quote #34840
If I only had a little humility, I’d be perfect.
Quote #29551
A successful individual typically sets his next goal somewhat but not too much above...