Quote #23778
I have not failed. Ive just found 10,000 ways that dont work.
Quote #9897
We shall show mercy, but we shall not ask for it.
Quote #2971
Working in the theater has a lot in common with unemployment.
Quote #3515
God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December.
Quote #8032
Charm is the quality in others that makes us more satisfied with ourselves.
Quote #13537
Lack of money is the root of all evil.
Quote #3115
If Jerry Brown is the answer, it must be a very peculiar question.
Quote #18663
I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.N.B. This is a paraphrase from the...
Quote #4769
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
Quote #30468
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost...