Quote #6738
No wise man ever wished to be younger.
Quote #1815
The basis of optimism is sheer terror.
Quote #22278
If you are not in fashion, you are nobody.
Quote #32563
Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army...
Quote #14793
Half the time men think they are talking business, they are wasting time.
Quote #30145
Marriage love, honor, and negotiate.
Quote #8143
The beauty of religious mania is that it has the power to explain everything....
Quote #1844
God must hate common people, because he made them so common.
Quote #16117
The best lightning rod for your protection is your own spine.
Quote #25372
Every artist wants his work to be permanent. But what is The Aswan Dam...