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If you have a job without aggravation, you don’t have a job.
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It is wise to apply the oil of refined politeness to the mechanisms of...
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As soon as any man says of the affairs of the State What does...
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The firm, the enduring, the simple, and the modest are near to virtue.
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Charlie You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it’s called F-You. It’s...
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I met a fool i’ the forest, A motley fool.
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These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he...
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