Quote #29758
The darkest hour has only 60 minutes.
Quote #6575
The proper basis for marriage is a mutual misunderstanding.
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Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
Quote #28995
Our business in life is not to get ahead of others, but to get...
Quote #10966
Mathematics is the language with which God has written the universe.
Quote #30407
Cynicism is not realistic and tough. It’s unrealistic and kind of cowardly because it...
Quote #15158
If an idiot were to tell you the same story every day for a...
Quote #14662
No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel, and...
Quote #442
Women want mediocre men, and men are working to become as mediocre as possible.
Quote #2772
I only drink to make other people seem interesting.