Quote #5023
The silent bear no witness against themselves.
Quote #28821
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Quote #18633
Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
Quote #14589
I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
Quote #1896
Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung...
Quote #15637
The falling drops at last will wear the stone.
Quote #17822
There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race and...
Quote #25551
The end of all things is near. Therefore be clear minded and self-controlled so...
Quote #20187
The office of government is not to confer happiness, but to give men the...
Quote #13233
Violence is the way stupid people try to level the playing field.