Quote #19627
The modern conservative is engaged in one of man’s oldest exercises in moral philosophy...
Quote #18877
Part of the reason for the ugliness of adults, in a child’s eyes, is...
Quote #28207
Too bad there’s not such a thing as a GOLDEN skunk, because you’d probably...
Quote #30732
Think hard about it I’m running out of demons. I’m running out of villians....
Quote #31738
Because I have been a magician for many years, people have often asked me...
Quote #6978
To be content with what one has is the greatest and truest of riches.
Quote #30143
The people to fear are not those who disagree with you, but those who...
Quote #33859
Cheese – milk’s leap toward immortality.
Quote #4736
Act as if it were impossible to fail.
Quote #28182
I think a new, different kind of bowling should be ‘carpet bowling.’ It’s just...