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In every generation there has to be some fool who will speak the truth...
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Ace In Vegas, everybody’s gotta watch everybody else. Since the players are looking to...
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There’s no pressure in baseball. Pressure is when the doctor is getting ready to...
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Is there a rehab center for Coke drinkers? I drink six to eight cans...
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Laughter is the first evidence of freedom.
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Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
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A politician will always tip off his true belief by stating the opposite at...
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Our generation has an incredible amount of realism, yet at the same time it...
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The greatest mystery is not that we have been flung at random between the...
Quote #1381
Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to.