Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #24696
If destruction be our lot we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As...
Quote #8105
The greatest and most important problems of life are all fundamentally insoluble. They can...
Quote #7543
Under a government which imprisons any unjustly, the true place for a just man...
Quote #20557
Beware of those who laugh at nothing or everything.
Quote #28117
A reputation once broken may possibly be repaired, but the world will always keep...
Quote #29834
In this life he laughs longest who laughs last.
Quote #10942
Happiness is reflective, like the light of heaven.
Quote #13400
If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.
Quote #29117
The only thing worse than a man you can’t control is a man you...