Quote #18976
Wooderson That’s what I like about these high school girls, I keep getting older,...
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He who binds to himself a joy Does the winged life destroy But he...
Quote #12983
If you can read this, thank a teacher.
Quote #4121
To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive.
Quote #22849
Mary I want a guy who can play 36 holes of golf, and still...
Quote #26841
A man said to the universe ‘Sir, I exist’ ‘However,’ replied the universe. ‘The...
Quote #12657
Man is a wonderful creature; he sees through the layers of fat (eyes), hears...
Quote #34262
If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.
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Only one absolute certainty is possible to man, namely that at any given moment...
Quote #17449
Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.