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The only difference between a genius and one of common capacity is that the...
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The folly of mistaking a paradox for a discovery, a metaphor for a proof,...
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If you make the world a little better, then you have accomplished a great...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Anger is a very appropriate and necessary response to an injustice. But stand back...
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Do not protect yourself by a fence, but rather by your friends.
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Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends...
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I have seen gross intolerance shown in support of tolerance.
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A single day is enough to make us a little larger.
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Since that deluge of newspaper articles I have been so flooded with questions, invitations,...