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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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Be fit for more than the thing you are now doing. Let everyone know...
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The American city should be a collection of communities where every member has a...
Quote #8181
It struck him really that he had never so lived with her as during...
Quote #34303
A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can’t help himself.
Quote #32746
The fact that I was a bachelor provided two opportunities or two handles that...
Quote #3989
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it...
Quote #6915
Do not trust all men, but trust men of worth; the former course is...
Quote #2037
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Quote #21654
I began by telling the president that there was a cancer growing on the...