Quote #1519
If a writer wrote merely for his time, I would have to break my...
Quote #21312
I am reminded of the professor who, in his declining hours, was asked by...
Quote #8619
About the time we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
Quote #17881
I don’t give a damn for a man that can only spell a word...
Quote #27625
We’re not lost. We’re locationally challenged.
Quote #33397
Paradise is exactly like where you are right now…only much, much better
Quote #10501
Life is made up of marble and mud.
Quote #13620
To stay ahead, you must have your next idea waiting in the wings.
Quote #34693
On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.
Quote #28328
As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that...