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The need of exercise is a modern superstition, invented by people who ate too...
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Fear is sharp-sighted, and can see things under ground, and much more in the...
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Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is...
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Journalism largely consists of saying ‘Lord Jones is Dead’ to people who never knew...
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I bless the Lord that all our troubles come through Christ’s fingers, and that...
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When this girl at the museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or...
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The legacy of Democrats and Republicans approaches: Libertarianism by bankruptcy.
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I never said I had no idea about most of the things you said...
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Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments...