Quote #4030
To make a man happy, fill his hands with work.
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If you want to succeed in the world you must make your own opportunities...
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Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I...
Quote #21569
The test of every religious, political, or educational system is the man that it...
Quote #13193
An actor is at most a poet and at least an entertainer.
Quote #9543
I just drank eighteen whiskies. That must be a record.
Quote #6315
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
Quote #16561
Billy Hey I’m trying to score points with the teacher today. DON’T SCREW IT...
Quote #26071
Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have...
Quote #9825
I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on...