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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...
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He who survives will see the outcome.
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A misery is not to be measured from the nature of the evil, but...
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Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you...
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You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
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A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows us that faith proves nothing.
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A bore is a fellow talking who can change the subject back to his...
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The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts, therefore guard...
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Newspapermen learn to call a murderer ‘an alleged murderer’ and the King of England...
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The reputation of a thousand years may be determined by the conduct of one...