Quote #19691
Marry your son when you will, but you daughter when you can.
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It is not the horse that draws the cart, but the oats.
Quote #27315
The best way to fill time is to waste it.
Quote #2704
The 100% American is 99% an idiot.
Quote #33043
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
Quote #31351
Faced by the mountainous heap of the minutiae of knowledge and awed by the...
Quote #2978
I am a deeply superficial person.
Quote #7162
Music is a discipline, and a mistress of order and good manners, she makes...
Quote #25851
The Constitution of the United States is not a mere lawyers’ document it is...
Quote #10954
The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we...