Quote #10460
Do well and you will have no need for ancestors.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #25114
We ought to do good to others as simply as a horse runs, or...
Quote #31061
Could we see when and where we are to meet again, we would be...
Quote #32551
It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for...
Quote #12143
The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.
Quote #565
I am one of those unhappy persons who inspire bores to the greatest flights...
Quote #7339
The humble suffer when the mighty disagree.
Quote #27356
He’s so slow that he takes an hour and a half to watch 60...
Quote #24325
I feel again a spark of that ancient flame.