Quote #22856
Walking is man’s best medicine.
Quote #18493
Happy The price is wrong, bitch.
Quote #788
The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.
Quote #32651
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
Quote #29332
Take all your dukes and marquesses and earls and viscounts, pack them into one...
Quote #2758
To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be...
Quote #29611
Many a man wishes he were strong enough to tear a telephone book in...
Quote #6626
You can never have a revolution in order to establish a democracy. You must...
Quote #13116
Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant “idiot”.
Quote #11546
Censorship, like charity, should begin at home; but unlike charity, it should end there.