Quote #28086
To your friends, you’re like a trash bag they’ll use you for a little...
Quote #9704
America is a young country with an old mentality.
Quote #9177
I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #8897
Feeling grateful to or appreciative of someone or something in your life actually attracts...
Quote #18756
Generosity is not giving me that which I need more than you do, but...
Quote #5911
The man who does not work for the love of work but only for...
Quote #4047
You can do anything that you wanna do. All you gotta do is to...
Quote #9229
The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having...
Quote #2952
Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago.