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My mother buried three husbands … and two of them were only napping.
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We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others...
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I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A bird will fall frozen...
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When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and...
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How poor are they who have not patience! What wound did ever heal but...
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Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have...
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The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
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You can never have a revolution in order to establish a democracy. You must...
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Life is just a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first...
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There is a single light of science, and to brighten it anywhere is to...