Quote #3100
The enemy came. He was beaten. I am tired. Goodnight.
Quote #3902
It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of...
Quote #24597
If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the...
Quote #33100
Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
Quote #23726
Immature poets imitate mature poets steal.
Quote #12366
Maturity consists in having rediscovered the seriousness one had as a child at play.
Quote #3071
Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of...
Quote #19151
COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key.
Quote #2573
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead- not sick, not wounded...
Quote #23691
To bear failure with courage is the best proof of character that anyone can...