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Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
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The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.
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Americans never quit.
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The billiard table is better than the doctor.
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A great leader never sets himself above his followers except in carrying responsibilities.
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One’s dignity may be assaulted, vandalized and cruelly mocked, but cannot be taken away...
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If I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I...
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Happiness is a sunbeam, Which may pass through a thousand bosoms Without losing a...
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Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of...
Quote #28326
If I was being executed by injection, I’d clean up my cell real neat....