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It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I just...
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The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference...
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Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
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All of our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue...
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My mind tells me to give up, but my heart won’t let me.
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Immortality. I notice that as soon as writers broach this question they begin to...
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in...
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I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
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There are some things which men confess with ease, and others with difficulty.
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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them...