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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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I’m the only person of distinction who’s ever had a depression named for him.
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It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to...
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Be gentle to all and stern with yourself.
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Of all possessions wisdom alone is immortal.
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Keep cool and you command everybody.
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Change has a considerable psychological impact on the human mind. To the fearful it...
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Tomorrow night I appear for the first time before a Boston audience of 4000...
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Never lose sight of the importance of a beautiful sunrise, Or watching your kids...
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Aggression unopposed becomes a contagious disease.