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Acquaintance. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well...
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If you’re pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that’s always biting you...
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Splitting the atom is like trying to shoot a gnat in the Albert Hall...
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One of the greatest casualties of the war in Vietnam is the Great Society...
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I find women with well developed flesh very attractive. The scrawny little things doing...
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Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time serenity, that nothing...
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If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred...
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Those little nimble musicians of the air, that warble forth their curious ditties, with...
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Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several...
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Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out...