Quote #4668
A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.
Quote #16635
I have found out in later years that we were very poor, but the...
Quote #3800
What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say.
Quote #4835
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
Quote #32635
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #24960
People who lose their parents when young are permanently in love with them.
Quote #30259
People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven’t what...
Quote #31272
Never invest in anything that eats or needs repainting.
Quote #13416
The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the scythe.
Quote #7603
No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings.