Quote #1762
The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
Quote #20225
There are three classes of intellects one which comprehends by itself another which appreciates...
Quote #12353
Drugs are a bet with your mind.
Quote #8338
All Reformers, however strict their social conscience, live in houses just as big as...
Quote #33223
When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off sounding like...
Quote #4916
Throw your heart over the fence and the rest will follow.
Quote #34315
Anyone who works is a fool. I don’t work – I merely inflict myself...
Quote #12647
If everything on earth were rational, nothing would happen.
Quote #22480
I hereby resign this office of president of the United States.
Quote #22275
I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about...