Quote #28247
If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep...
Quote #13191
The secret of life is to appreciate the pleasure of being terribly, terribly deceived.
Quote #28376
If aliens from outer space ever come and we show them our civilization and...
Quote #876
How do you govern a country which has 246 different kinds of cheese?
Quote #5136
The state has no business in the bedrooms of the nation.
Quote #11947
Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
Quote #3361
Where do I find the time for not reading so many books?
Quote #27352
We must not, in trying to think about how we can make a big...
Quote #26608
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
Quote #6050
You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people...