Quote #14209
The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.
Quote #33362
I guess we’d be living in a boring, perfect world if everybody wished everybody...
Quote #34113
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
Quote #6681
It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that...
Quote #18329
Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d...
Quote #27368
Compromise is but the sacrifice of one right or good in the hope of...
Quote #12645
The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.
Quote #5892
Only the weak are cruel. Gentleness can only be expected from the strong.
Quote #4843
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
Quote #10293
Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see...