Quote #19231
Debugging is anticipated with distaste, performed with reluctance, and bragged about forever.
Quote #154
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Quote #34263
I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON’T WANT...
Quote #3724
Everything has got a moral if you can only find it.
Quote #456
Politeness is half good manners and half good lying.
Quote #5848
A great preservative against angry and mutinous thoughts, and all impatience and quarreling, is...
Quote #24771
As the moon retaineth her nature, though darkness spread itself before her face as...
Quote #3860
Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit...
Quote #6850
Many that live deserve death. And some die that deserve life. Can you give...
Quote #24362
Prove all things hold fast that which is good.