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Nothing makes your sense of humor disappear faster than having somebody ask you where...
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Watching football is like watching pornography. There’s plenty of action, and I can’t take...
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Conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, free without indecency, learned without...
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Courage is very important. Like a muscle, it is strengthened by use.
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Some years ago I became president of Columbia University and learned within 24 hours...
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Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish.
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A raise is like a martini it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily.
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Wit is the only wall between us and the dark.
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An enemy can partly ruin a man, but it takes a good-natured injudicious friend...