Quote #12485
I mean your borrowers of books – those mutilators of collections, spoilers of the...
Quote #17926
The mark of a good action is that it appears inevitable in retrospect.
Quote #26072
It is proof of a base and low mind for one to wish to...
Quote #1500
Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion.
Quote #2536
A pessimist thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
Quote #17970
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor for a subject...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #32755
One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time.
Quote #1159
Belief is the death of intelligence.
Quote #20693
How is it possible to expect mankind to take advice when they will not...