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If man could have half his wishes, he would double his troubles.
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A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. ‘I...
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The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge...
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Time will explain it all. He is a talker, and needs no questioning before...
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If a man takes no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow...
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Popular opinions, on subjects not palpable to sense, are often true, but seldom or...
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Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.