Quote #16865
Life is a festival only to the wise.
Quote #2119
Puritanism…helps us enjoy our misery while we are inflicting it on others.
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Let us not be too particular; it is better to have old secondhand diamonds...
Quote #19532
I don’t like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves.
Quote #21942
Usenet isn’t a right. It’s a right, a left, and a swift uppercut to...
Quote #28951
I learned that the only way you are going to get anywhere in life...
Quote #12549
He loved humankind dearly and with all his heart, but he disliked most human...
Quote #13991
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
Quote #25324
No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to...
Quote #16203
If thy words be too luxuriant, confine them, lest they confine thee. He that...