Quote #12889
Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on...
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I could not say I believe. I know! I have had the experience of...
Quote #10052
Everyone is a prisoner of his own experiences. No one can eliminate prejudices –...
Quote #24957
We are like children, who stand in need of masters to enlighten us and...
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I cannot join the space program and restart my life as an astronaut, but...
Quote #11260
A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.
Quote #6161
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and...
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Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my...
Quote #5640
I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
Quote #13402
Life is short; live it up.