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Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but...
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It is not funny that anything else should fall down only that a man...
Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
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Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize...
Quote #25617
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
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I am a poet. I lock myself in my room with a type writer...
Quote #10225
Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy.
Quote #33705
I’m not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell...
Quote #5670
The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those...
Quote #12387
The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and...