Quote #23425
It’s a job that’s never started that takes the longest to finish.
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I once said, We will bury you, and I got into trouble with it....
Quote #11332
At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to...
Quote #32909
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
Quote #3554
Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea — massive, difficult to...
Quote #2224
Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim.
Quote #12143
The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.
Quote #14008
Seeing death as the end of life is like seeing the horizon as the...
Quote #23053
If you’re masochistic enough to program in ADA, we’re not going to stop you.
Quote #13062
If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve...