Quote #29127
God writes a lot of comedy the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many...
Quote #27935
People don’t understand the virtue of time, until their clock stops ticking.
Quote #2706
America is the greatest of opportunities and the worst of influences.
Quote #11579
I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Quote #14912
Every experience in life, everything with which we have come in contact in life,...
Quote #31321
There aren’t any embarrassing questions–just embarrassing answers.
Quote #26230
In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.
Quote #10601
Then give to the world the best you have. And the best will come...
Quote #4006
Fear makes strangers of people who should be friends.
Quote #17439
When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is...